shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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officialwhitegirls:

sniffing:

officialwhitegirls:

tumblr user officialwhitegirls is my favorite blog 

isn’t that you…

tumblr user officialwhitegirls is my favorite blog 

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dutchster:

damn girl are you a spider? because i’m kinda scared of spiders

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theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

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  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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