theroself:

sosa-parks:

Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes

the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm

the guilt as you quietly look away

(via to-this-day)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(Source: hayleu, via poetic)

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

(via perfect-dr3ams)

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

(via pizza)

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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(via neyagawa)

officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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(via neyagawa)